Interview with Lion #10

What a hot day. Me drinking Americano on the rocks.
Saw a lion.
Me:"Hey, want a coffee?"
Lion gave a lion roar... It means me drink water only...



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Interview with Lion #9

While having morning coffee, saw the Lion on the move.
Me:"Yoz!!! Good morning. Do you count calories???"
The Lion stopped. Stared at me and look stun.



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Interview with Lion #8

Monday blue.

Me:"Hey!!! Do you drink coffee???"
Lion looked at me and continue to sleep.
Me:"Why you ignore me?"
Lion Zzz....



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Interview with Lion #7

Me:"Hey guys, do you exercise?"
Lion: A very loud roar!!! It means we eat, sleep and hunt.
Me:"ok. Then why are you so muscular?"
Lion:A very loud roar again. It means Are you stupid? We eat those that eat grass and big in size.
Me:"Ok ok ok..."

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Interview with Lion #6

Saw a pride of Lions on the move.
Me shouted at them:"Hey, do you guys eat veggie???"
The pride stopped. The Head of the pride walked towards me and sniffed.
The Lion walked away.
The Lion turned back and gave a loud roar. It means we eat those that eat grass.
Me having cold sweat. Phew...



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Interview with Lion #5

Saw the Lion on the move.
Me:"Hey Hey!!! Do you Keto???"
Lion:"ROAR!!!" It means are you kidding me?



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Interview with Lioness #4

Me:"Hi..."
Lioness was staring at me...
Me:"5 mins?"
Lioness was silence. I guessed silence meant consent.
Me:"I know one of your roles in the pride is to hunt. Do you have any preference? Asian or Western animals?"
Lioness:"loud funny roar." It means what are you talking about???


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Interview with Lion #3

Me:"Are you hungry?"

Lion:"Roar..." Means soon.

Me:"5 mins?"

Lion was silence. I guessed silence means OK.

Me:"what are you going to eat?"

Lion:"A very loud Roar!!!" It means any animals that are large and eat grass only.

Me:"OK OK..." I better run now although I'm neither large nor eat grass only.

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Interview with Lion #2

Me:"Have you eaten?"
Lion:"Roar!!!" means yes...
Me:"Ok then I can interview you." Phew...
Me:"Do you shit everyday???"
no response from Lion.
Me:"I mean do you get constipated eating meat everyday???"
no response from Lion.
Me:"???"
Lion:"Roar!!!" Very very loud roar. It means I eat good food. Why need to shit daily?
Me:"Thank you so much."



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Interview with a Lion #1

I had a chance to interview with a Lion. This was our conversation.

Me:"How was your meal?"
Lion:"Roar." It means good.
Me:"How often do you eat per day?"
Lion:"Roar." It means no idea. Hungry eat.
Me:"Do you count your Macros?"
Lion:"Roar???" It means what is that? I didn't attend school.
Me:"So how do you know you have eaten enough?"
Lion:"Roar!!!". It means no idea. Hungry eat.

Lucky the Lion just had dinner.



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How much to eat?

A hungry lion will outrun you if it sees you. But you can sleep with a lion when it is full or dead.

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